1. Aries (March 21 April 19)
There’s just no way to rationalize what you intend to do after a breakup with someone. Maybe it’s because you’re a little vindictive and you like to inflict pain on those who have hurt you in the past but that still doesn’t justify this kind of behavior. When you are broken up with you have this deep urge to sleep with your ex’s best friend or close family members.
2. Taurus (April 20 May 21)
Out of all the Zodiac signs, you have perhaps one of the most constructive means of coping with a breakup. You take up some kind of poetry, writing, or literary expression as a form of release for your feelings and emotions. You don’t want to get in anyone else’s way when you’re expressing yourself and so you just turn to pen and paper instead.
3. Gemini (May 22 June 21)
You turn into a complete gossipmonger whenever you break up with someone. You start to spread rumors, whether true or false, about your ex in an effort to make yourself look good after a breakup. You tend to see breakups as a competition, and you think that spreading rumors about your ex can put you ahead of the game. However, it always backfires and you just come off looking pathetic.
4. Cancer (June 22 July 22)
Typically, you refuse to get out of your shell. However, when you do fall in love with someone, then you slowly get a taste of what it’s like to live life beyond your comfort zone. So when that person who brought you out breaks up with you, you become desperate. You don’t want to go back to your secluded and withdrawn life, and so you beg for the both of you to stay together even though things are practically over.
5. Leo (July 23 August 22)
Any kind of breakup is an affront on your pride as a Leo. You don’t want anyone in the world to see you as a failure. Your image is important to you. And that’s why you will try to shrug off the breakup as something that you planned. In fact, you will joke about it with your friends in a comical manner by calling your ex some really mean names.
6. Virgo (August 23 September 22)
It’s a total overhaul in life with you when it comes to dealing with a breakup. You see breakups as opportunities for you to start anew with a blank slate. This means that you have to go to the salon and get a new do. You hit the mall and just revamp your entire wardrobe. You might even take up a few new hobbies or make some very significant life and career changes.
7. Libra (September 23 October 22)
Usually, for you, it’s all about balance, peace and harmony. That’s what you are best known for as a Libra. However, when you are going through a breakup, all of that just goes right out the window. You start to overindulge and live life on the extremes. There is no such thing as moderation anymore. You will drown yourself in excesses in an effort to numb the pain.
8. Scorpio (October 23 November 22)
You take a very Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind kind of approach to dealing with your breakup. Any memory of your ex will be thrown out, burned, and forgotten. The best way for you to move on from someone is to forget about them completely. That’s why any memento that your ex leaves behind is going straight to the trash once they’re gone.
9. Sagittarius (November 23 December 21)
You have a wanderer’s soul and a traveler’s spirit. You have the curiosity of a cat. You long to explore and see the world for what it is. But when you are going through a breakup, everything’s different. You just choose to stay put and reflect deeply about how you are feeling and where you are at in life.
10. Capricorn (December 22 January 20)
You are somewhat vindictive as an ex, but you’re not necessarily very extreme with your means. You are also known to be quite theatrical and dramatic with how you live life. So you tend to deal with your breakups by gathering all of your ex’s items and returning them as some sort of grand gesture.
11. Aquarius (January 21 February 18)
You will hoard all of your ex’s friends. You will want them to believe that you just genuinely don’t want to let go of their friendship, but deep down inside, you want them to let your ex know just how amazing you are as a person. You want your ex to regret ever letting you go and you use your ex’s friends in the process.
12. Pisces (February 19 March 20)
You are probably the weirdest out of all the Zodiac signs. You are the type of ex who would draw up a fake social media profile just to stalk and catfish your ex. That’s not normal behavior and you need to seek help. You have to deal with your breakup in a more productive manner.
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